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I’m Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You - Black Kids

One! You’re biting my tongue
Two! I’m kissing on you
Three! Is he better than me?
One! Two! Three! Four!

(Source: ever-so-plucky)

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frak-attack:

neptunepirate:

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ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-nana ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-nana

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banana-ah-ah (ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-nana) potato-na-ah-ah (ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-nana) banana-ah-ah (ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-nana)

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togari noh pocato-li kani malo mani kano chi ka-baba, ba-ba-nana

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yoh plano boo la planonoh too ma bana-na la-ka moobi talamoo

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ba-na-na ba-ba (ba-ba-ba-ba-banana) POH-TAAA-TOH-OH-OH (ba-ba-ba-ba-banana)

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togari noh pocato li kani malo mani kano chi ka-ba-ba, ba-ba-naNAAAHHHH!!!

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(Source: barneyisaunicorn)

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wildphilosoraptor:

kewkitty:

Kitty does not know what to do with the butterfly that landed on its paw…

"I don’t … can I eat it?" 

wildphilosoraptor:

kewkitty:

Kitty does not know what to do with the butterfly that landed on its paw…

"I don’t … can I eat it?" 

Posted 4 hours ago
thebaconsandwichofregret:

-everysecond:

the-pastoralist:

What a color scheme. I would have a damn hard time deciding how to paint each section of trim on a Victorian.

OH MY GOD THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

a paint job like this requires high quality paint, a lot of patience and a fuckton of masking tape

thebaconsandwichofregret:

-everysecond:

the-pastoralist:

What a color scheme. I would have a damn hard time deciding how to paint each section of trim on a Victorian.

OH MY GOD THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

a paint job like this requires high quality paint, a lot of patience and a fuckton of masking tape

Posted 4 hours ago

dothraki-screamer:

sextingtate:

yeah but what if fred weasley became a hogwarts ghost

pulling pranks and flirting with seventh-years and telling an over-exaggerated version of his death to anyone who will listen, haunting slytherin first years and popping up in the boring classes and making faces at the teachers behind their backs

skip a few decades. george weasley dies.

fred’s ghost is never seen again in hogwarts

(Source: kinkylupin)

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